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Attempted Attack Shot Down


Ever since Marki has been fired from the server, she has had vengence on her mind. She wants nothing more than to grief Alluminus and ultimately destroy our beloved server. She opened a rebellion server and began raising an army with other enemies of Alluminus nearly a month ago and has still not gotten over losing her admin position in Chr Corporation. Recently, she has been bragging about how powerful she is and how she will destroy us and Alluminus herself. She claims to be the leader of a "powerful" group of people who want to take down our server and has been broadcasting the #AlluminusTakeDown hashtag.

Here are some of the things she has been telling us recently:

"We [my army] is growing every day."

-Marki 2016

"Considering the plans I already have against Alluminus, it's going to be a good fight"

-Marki 2016

"I'm going to make this easy for you, love. As many people say, when my heart is broken I become ruthless. so good luck."

-Marki 2016

"I want to see you burn."

-Marki 2016

"I'm not going to let you win this time."

-Marki 2016

"You're still underestimating me."

-Marki 2016

"When should we attack Alluminus, everyone wants me to do it tonight, but hmmmm."

-Marki2016

"I'm probably twive as smart as you [Bloopchr] considering I only make threats I can follow through with. Unlike you."

-Marki2016

Sounds like a pretty nasty threat. People may assume someone wouldn't say these types of things unless they actually have something good planned, that's why the deficiency of her actual attack may come as a surprise to you. All these things she said turned out to be merely a bunch of empty promises.

Yesterday evening, Marki notified the staff members that she would be attacking the server soon with her "powerful" army that she is the highly-held leader of. She even went as far as to insinuate it would be happening that night.

In response to these threats, president Bloopchr ordered the CSS (Comitee of Server Security) secret police to watch the server overnight in case Marki actually did live up to her promises. Sure enough, around midnight last night Marki logged on as Admin. She had managed to infiltrate our staff team the night before and got herself unbanned. Fortunately for us, one of our highly held secret staff members banned her before she had a chance to do any damage.

The utter failure of Marki's weak attempted attack on us with her "powerful" army will go down as a joke in our books simply because of her brilliant decision to notify us that she would likely be doing it that night. Overall, this has probably been the most pathetic attempt we have ever seen from any of our adversaries throughout our years as a powerful and well-managed server.

"I only make threats I can follow through with."

-Marki 2016

"One of us will become to loser, and you won't live to see my lose."

-Marki 2016

I beg to differ Marki.

Have a wonderful night people of Alluminus, with our talented and experienced staff team we are capable of detering any attacks that may damage you and your property on the server. Marki is no threat to us; she is merely an angry little girl who is bitter because she lost administrator on our beautiful server.

-Chr Corporation

And as always, brightening up your day.


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